18 Mistakes Hollywood Has Made When It Comes To Portraying Australia
Shrimp on the barbie? Nah, it’s prawns.
Recently, we asked the BuzzFeed Community to share the things Hollywood always gets wrong about Australia. Here are their responses!
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That everyone in Australia can surf.
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Yeah, nah — not all of us grew up right next to a beach and learned how to surf. I’m guessing that people probably think this because when they picture Australia, they think beaches everywhere and anywhere, which is really not the case. Plus, it doesn’t help that Aussie TV shows like Home & Away give that impression of a surfer lifestyle.
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And is super tanned and built like Chris Hemsworth.
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—Abby Molloy
Although we absolutely stan Chris Hemsworth, Australia is a huge melting pot of different cultures. A lot of our most popular celeb exports fit this bill though, so it’s no wonder that Hollywood automatically assumes Australian = someone who looks like Margot Robbie or the Hemsworths. But, it’s good to see a lot of POC representation in the form of actors like Keiynan Lonsdale, Chris Pang and Aisha Dee breaking that stereotype.
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That Australians love to drink Foster’s beer.
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Hollywood, you’ve been duped. Despite Foster’s having the slogan “Australian for Beer”, you’ll be hard pressed to find any Aussies drinking it. Honestly, I have no idea where this stereotype started, but it’s much more common to see someone sipping on a VB.
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That New Zealand is part of Australia.
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Look, Australia has a small habit of claiming things from New Zealand as our own (cough, Russell Crowe and pavlova, cough), which is where this perception probably started. But, that doesn’t mean we’re the same country! Plus, both Australia and New Zealand have their own separate Indigenous cultures and peoples, so it’s important not to stick them into the same category.
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That every Australian must know each other, even though there’s 25 million of us.
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“Yeah, of course I know Davo that lives in Sydney! We’re best mates!” — said no Australian ever. But, to be fair, I’m sure Aussies do this when visiting other countries too.
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That the only cities that exist in Australia are Sydney and Melbourne.
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Sure, it’s convenient for Hollywood to go down the Sydney/Melbourne route as they’re the most well known, but this also plays into the stereotype that these are the only cities worth visiting in Australia. To put that into perspective, it would be like Australians only visiting New York or LA because they’re the ones we see most in American TV shows and movies. Adelaide, Brisbane, Darwin, Perth — they all exist and they’re just as good, if not better, than Sydney and Melbourne.
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That there are spiders and other dangerous animals everywhere and anywhere.
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Okay, I think we’ve definitely had a hand in playing up this Hollywood myth of Australia being the land of nope thanks to all the dangerous snakes, spiders and animals that live here (it’s not our fault, we just love to joke around with the rest of the world). But, in reality, all those dangerous animals? They’re mostly in the bush or ocean, not in densely populated cities. So, we’re not coming across them on a daily basis. Except magpies — yeah, come swooping season, it’s really every person for themselves.
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That we actually say things like “put another shrimp on the barbie”.
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This is one cringey stereotype that people still think accurately represents Australia. First off, we call them prawns here in Oz, not shrimp. But, since this originated from a 1980s Tourism Australia ad made for the US — featuring one Paul Hogan a la before his Crocodile Dundee days — the terminology was switched up. And that’s probably why Americans are still set on the idea of Australians chucking shrimp on the barbie.
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And that our entire vocabulary is made up of outdated slang that we don’t even use.
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Yes, our slang can be confusing. But, whenever an American or British show has an Australian character, they, of course, have to start spouting hilarious gibberish that literally no Australian would ever say.
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That different cities and states are only a short drive from each other.
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For some reason, Hollywood always makes the mistake of thinking everything in Australia is super close to each other. Like driving from Sydney to Melbourne? No biggie, that’ll take an hour! In reality, it’s more like over nine hours. Plus, the Outback? Yeah, not entirely close.
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Which, according to that logic, means that it wouldn’t take you that long to drive from one side of Australia to the other.
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They always misjudge the scale of Australia and how big it really is.
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That Australia doesn’t get any snow.
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Thanks to Hollywood, a lot of people probably don’t realise that Australia isn’t all sandy beach and hot weather — it does actually snow in certain regions! Places like the Snowy Mountains, the Australian alps and Tasmania all experience annual snowfall during the wintertime.
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And the entirety of our landscape is similar to the Outback — dry, dusty and hot.
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Surprise — Australia has snow AND an abundance of lush tropical and subtropical rainforests too. They’re located right around the country and are just beautiful.
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That the entire population live in quaint, countryside towns.
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If they’re not showing Sydney or Melbourne, the other mistake Hollywood likes to perpetuate is that most Australians live out in some remote country town. And while a fair few of us do, Australia is actually one of the most urbanised countries in the world. Yep, we even beat out the US and China when it comes to how many of us choose to live in cities.
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And that in these towns, kangaroos would be skipping past daily and everyone is super chilled out.
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There’s this concept that country towns in Australia sort of resemble something from the Wild West and are super deserted. But, there’s plenty of them that have shopping malls, university campuses and definitely no kangaroos just bounding up and down the roads. They’re bang on about people being chilled out though!
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That every Australian sounds like Steve Irwin or Crocodile Dundee.
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Sure, there’s definitely a lot of Steve Irwin or Crocodile Dundee-like accents out in the more rural areas, but we don’t all sound this way — especially in the major cities! But, it seems like whenever there is an Australian character in an American movie or TV show, the accent gets nudged up to the extreme.
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Like seriously, we don’t sound like that.
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There have been some great attempts at the Australian accent, but there’s also been a lot more terrible ones in Hollywood. Exaggerated vowels, Cockney inflections or making it sound generally over the top…it’s a bit of a mess really and not at all how the average Australian actually speaks.
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And lastly, that the best way to eat Vegemite is to take a big spoonful of it.
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I feel like some Australian told a joke once in Hollywood and the myth of eating a spoonful of Vegemite was born. Like, Americans can not stop eating Vegemite this way and it’s just all sorts of wrong. Vegemite is not like Nutella, it needs to be used sparingly, unless you’re a seasoned pro because that stuff is SALTY. The proper Australian way to do it is to grab a piece of toast, apply a lot of butter, then spread a small amount of Vegemite on top. Voila!
Note: Not all submissions are from BuzzFeed Community users.
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Source: 18 Overused Stereotypes Australians Are Tired Of Seeing In Movies And TV Shows